Showing posts with label karut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label karut. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Cili kering




kakak : dik, cili yg ini pedas tak?

cashier: sy tak tau plak...

nota: ada ke cili kering yang tak pedas????


situasi smlm lps keje pi singgah kedai nak beli santan dgn gula melaka, tgh dok nak byr kat kaunter...terdengar la plak perbualan kat atas tu.... smbil memandang kakak itu dengan muka penuh kekeliruan....

Monday, January 31, 2011

Drama King







omg!! this happen last friday. huhuhu. penuh dgn drama! kalah gerak khas. pagi tu lebih kurang jam 11 pg aku pi register sem baru kat IPB. seperti biasa kena isi form utk register subject, then aku keluarkan resit bayaran dari dompet. lps proses2 tersebut aku tak masukkan dompet ke dlm poket blkg blk. smbil tgn memegang dompet, slip register subject dgn cd. smbil melayan borak2 berilmiah antara makcik nik dgn penyelaras.

setelah selesai semua, aku pun berhajat utk pulang ke rumah. start kete dan berlalu pergi. dlm 100 meter slps keluar dari IPB, aku berhajat pula nak isi minyak sbb dah tinggal 2 bar je minyak. tiba2......

tiba2 aku hilang ingatan sekejap.......



dimanakah dompet ku?????

aku stop kereta tepi jalan jap. dan mencari segenap kereta. cr bwh seat, blkg seat....tidak ketemuan gak. call la plak makcik nik....dia pun tak perasan. pi blk masuk IPB....cr kat tmpt registration, kat tmpt parking td. takde gak!!! sngt tension....tp aku masih cool dan cuba utk redha je kalau hilang. huhu....

lps dah pasrah tu + redha tu, aku pun ambil la keputusan utk pulang. dlm otak ni dah terpikir nak cr bomoh (wtf). pastu plak cam terpikir nak buat report kat balai polis kat sini je. so, pi la mencari balai polis, jumpa la satu balai..lupa dah nama balai apa. tp depa duduk kat dlm kontena je...sian betul.

fyi...ni first time buat report police. sngt gementar.....hehe. lps dah selesai, depa bg 3 salinan report. tp kan...selalunye kalau nak salinan report mcm kena byr RM2 kan?? ni yg aku dgr.... aku pun tanya la...

aku: report ni kena byr ke? sy takde duit ni...

kakak polis: takpe..tak payah.

aku; ok. tq

aku mcm pelik gak kan....selalu dgr cite kena byr RM 2. coz my bro pn pernah hilang benda alah tu ms kat hostel, pi report hari ahad. siap depa tak bg report, alasan nye sbb hari ahad. kena dtg hari kerja. thats mean esok la...hari isnin. whatever la...

slps itu, pjg plak kronologi kes ni. aku pun terus membawa diri yg pasrah ini...masuk MRR2. tiba2, ala2 dpt hidayah....aku memanjang kan tangan menyeluk seat sebelah driver, kat tepi pintu. omg!!!! aku dpt merasakan sesuatu......dompet ku!!! terasa kenikmatannye bile jejari menyentuh dompet itu!! rasa nak keluar highway tu nak jerit kuat2 hati.

aku pun tak sure mcm mana blh terselit tepi tu?? myb ms aku campak benda tu dgan cd2, then dompet tu melantun2 terus terselit tepi pintu. mmg kereta ku ibarat batu belah batu bertangkup. kad mesra aku pun penah melantun2 gak, tp sampai skrg tak jumpa2.

lps tu balik la rumah seolah tiada apa2 yg berlaku. aku tak bg tau family members aku pun. takut kena gelak gila babi. huhu.

ok. itu sahaja cerita saya.

p/s: report polis tu kena tarik balik ke?? saya tak tau....;p

Friday, July 30, 2010

Kedatangan Ratu


wawawa....hari Isnin ni seorang Ratu akan lapor diri kat opis ni!!! oh tidak!! org Sabah bah...tp dah duduk Srwk 3 thn lebih...dia ni dr jabatan lain..kena transfer.

aritu dia dtg opis ni nak tgk2 opis dulu sblum lapor diri...kekwat ok!!! rasa2 umur dia dah 30++ kot and single kot.....dia ada la mintak tlg carikan umah sewa...tp dgn unsur2 demand yg memualkan!! huhu..

antara ayat2 dia..

"kalau boleh i nak umah teres yg ada garaj....'boyfriend' i nak tidur sng.." (lbh kurang mcm tu la ayat dia)

boyfriend = kereta

"kalau boleh i nak cari satu rumah.....barang2 i penuh satu rumah....penuh satu rumah.." (lbh kurang mcm tu ayat dia)

poyo seh....dah la ckp kemain kuat!! ingat org2 kat sini pekak ke?? aku mmg x layan pun time dia dtg. cuma ms my bos introduce dia...br aku jumpa dia...and boleh plak dia yang hulur tangan nak salam dulu!! aku pun..huh?? mula2 pikir tak nak salam..and nak ckp je.."maaf sy ada wudhuk lg" hahha...tp sbb my bos ada...and tak mau kasi malu dia..hulur je la tgn tu. tp mmg x sesuai kan..dah la awak pompuan, bertudung plak tu..bkn main lg hulur2 tgn nak salam!!

camane leh dpt nama Ratu? hehe. mula2 bdk2 kat opis ni gelarkan Tuan Puteri...aku mcm rs tak berkenan dan tak sesuai...lain la kalau mcm Diana Danielle or Lisa Surihani boleh lah panggil Tuan Puteri, so aku buat keputusan panggil dia Ratu! dan dipersetujui 100%...hehehe.

nantikan je la ketibaan Ratu minggu depan...wawawa.


p/s: 2-3/8/2010 ada kursus kat kuching.......busan tul!!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Saya tak suka MERAH!!

huhuuhu.....smlm adik aku call, dia ckp color tema utk baju family kami color merah ms majlis kawin nnti....

WHAT??

MERAH??



siul je.......seumur hidup aku x penah ada baju melayu color merah!! menci tau!! dorang ni mementingkan diri sendiri.... huhu. (sdg berduka!!)

tapi apa nak buat....dah majoriti kan..ikut je la..

aku mmg jarang la ada baju warna merah ni... ada pun t-shirt je...tu pun 2 or 3 helai je seumur hidup. tp kalo underwear merah mmg ada...HOT gile!! hahaha...

sudahhhhhhh.....menci!! menci!! kalau aku pakai merah mcm k**i*g!! tidakkkkkkkk..

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Gagak Misteri

jeng...jeng...jeng.... gagak misteri????
sapa tu? sila ke bawah...........
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Email pertama...

Hello
My name is miss Jelin i saw your profile today at ..................and became interested in you,i
will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email
address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email
address (Jelinbaby@yahoo.co.uk)

I believe we can move from here.I am waiting for
your mail to my email address (Jelinbaby@yahoo.co.uk) Remember the distance, color or age
does not matter but love matters allot in life Please reply me with my email

Jelin



Email kedua....


Dearest One,
I am more than happy to give you my details,
How was your day today?.Mine is cold over here in Dakar Senegal due to the weather of hamattan.My name is miss Jelin Maxwell 23yrs old single and never married, i am from Liberia in West Africa and presently i am residing in the camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.
My late father Dr. Maxwell frank was the managing director of Mabcocoa and Associates (Ltd) and he was also the personal adviser to our former head of state. before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed him with my mother in cold blood.
It's only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a West African country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee.I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture.Hoping to hear from you.

Yours
Jelin


komen aku:

pelarian sngt kan....hahaha. ni mesti nak perangkap org jadi hamba bwk masuk dadah ni...isk3x. myb gagak2 ni dah guna strategi baru kot...so, uols kena berhati2 ek...jgn mudah jatuh cinta ngan gagak2 ini...hahhahahaha.


p/s; peace no war!!